For Australian carpenters · chippies

The jobs you miss don't leave a voicemail.

The saw is running, you’re on a roof, or you’re holding one end of something that will move if you let go.

So the call rings out, they don't leave a message, and they ring the next carpenter on Google. We text them back in about ten seconds instead, work out what the job is, and put it on your phone — while you keep working.

🛡️ No Job, No Fee

You don't pay until it catches you a job. If you don’t win work in the 30 days after that, we refund every cent and you keep the leads.

Let it ring out and hang up — you'll get exactly what your customer gets.

What your missed calls actually are

  • Decking and pergolas
  • Door and window installs and repairs
  • Framing and structural work
  • Built-in robes, shelving and storage
  • Flooring and skirting
  • Fence and gate repairs
  • Insurance and make-good work

Not all of them, obviously. Plenty are suppliers, wrong numbers and robocalls — which is why we won't tell you what your missed calls are “costing” you. We don't know, and neither does anyone else selling you this.

The ones that can't wait

Urgent means something different for carpenters

A generic answering service treats every call the same. These are the ones where an hour matters, and they get flagged straight to your phone as an SMS alert rather than sitting in a list:

  • Front or back door won’t lock or close — house isn’t secure
  • Storm damage leaving a room open to the weather
  • A deck, step or balustrade someone could fall through
  • Rotten structural timber found mid-job by another trade

Spring and early summer for decks, pergolas and anything outdoors, and straight after storms for repairs.

What it sounds like

A real shape of conversation for carpenters — running while you're still on the tools. You set the questions; this is roughly how it goes.

G’day, had the saw going and missed you. What are you after?
Need a quote on a deck out the back. Roughly 6x4
No worries. Is it ground level or raised, and any idea on decking timber or composite?
Raised about a metre, and hardwood if it’s not silly money
All good. Whereabouts are you, and is there decent side access to get material through?
Mount Lawley, side gate is about a metre wide

Illustrative — not a real customer's conversation. The AI never claims to be you: if someone asks straight out, it tells them it's an assistant and that you'll ring back.

And they can send a photo

A photo of the space and the access saves an entire quoting trip — you can see the fall, the existing structure and whether you’re getting materials down the side.

What you get before you ring back

  • What the job is and roughly what size
  • Whether it’s a repair or something new
  • Whether they’ve got materials or want you to supply
  • Whether it needs a permit or a certifier
  • When they’re hoping to have it done — and whether that’s a real date

So when you do ring back, you're not starting from “g'day, you called?”. You already know whether it's worth the drive, what to put on the van, and whether it can wait until Thursday.

Keep your number. Keep your phone.

Nothing on your van, your ads or your website changes. There's no app and no new number to hand out — we use the call forwarding already built into your mobile service, so your phone rings like it always has and we only ever see the calls you don't answer.

Works on any handset and any Australian plan, prepaid included. The one thing that has to change is switching your carrier's voicemail off, because voicemail answers on the same conditions we do — we do that with you on the phone, and we've written it up carrier by carrier.

No job, no fee · 5 minutes to set up · we do it with you

Not sure you've got a problem worth paying for? Run the two-minute leak test — it runs on your phone, sends nothing anywhere, and tells you to buy nothing if the answer is zero.